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--- Archive updates from 08/17/00 ---

  • My boyfriend and I have been living together for six years and we have a great sex life. We try new things and are very open. My question is, why does he still look at porn? Is it me? I am pretty attractive, not fat or anything.....or is this just a guy thing?
    - Kiri, Age 27

    It's a guy thing. Looking at porn is nothing to worry about. Learn to use the force, Luke. Play porn when you're horny and he's not. Pretty soon he'll be horny too.
    - The Man
  • Do men like larger or smaller vagina lips? I'm 16 and was wondering, because mine are pretty large. Thanks.
    - Emily, Age 16

    I wouldn't care if they hung down to your knees (although you might look a little funny in a skirt). Asking if men like big or small vagina lips is a little like asking if we like the paint jobs on the undercarriage of our cars. We're just happy if we have a car. And I'm just happy if I have a pair of vagina lips to play with once in a while. Know what I mean?
    - The Man
  • I been married to my wife for 27 years and I'm starting to wonder what a other women would be like. Its not a big big thing, but chatting and some times flirting in the chat rooms makes me think of it more. Is this normal?
    - Emil, Age 47

    Of course it's normal. Men who don't cheat on their wives don't cheat for one of three reasons:
    1) They love their beautiful wives so much no other woman matters.
    2) They have enough will power or devotion or respect to honor wedding vows.
    3) They're scared shitless of the bitch.
    In the end, you and I and every other guy in the modern world are bombarded by sex. Sexy ads on TV, the radio, magazines, billboards and now we can even flirt in chatrooms. It's no wonder we cheat. How many times can you waive a carrot in front of a person before they take a bite? You need to decide what's best for you, but wondering is certainly normal under the circumstances.
    - The Man
  • I'm extremely horny. I can't help but thinking nasty thoughts all day. Are there ways other than masturbation to satisfy myself? I don't want to be like one of those sluts who loses their virginity at like 12 or 13. Please help!!!
    - Laura, Age 12

    What's wrong with masturbation? I know girls who do it and I know girls who don't. I certainly think you're making the right decision in not having sex. Good for you, but I think that a little personal time to relieve the tension once in a while is probably a good thing for everyone.
    - The Man
  • What is the best way to turn a woman on when having some fun with her breasts? Is it by licking, some teeth, kisses in the undiscovered areas or WHAT??????
    - Keith, Age 23

    The manual clearly states that women like to be touched differently. Sometimes they tell you how and sometimes they won't, but it's definitely different with each one. Keep your eyes and ears open and remember what you're doing when she moans the loudest.
    - The Man
  • How long does the average man take to wank off???
    - Kiri, Age 19

    It only takes a few minutes when you're servicing yourself. And now that I think about it, thank god for that! If it took a good 45 minutes to spank the monkey I'd never get any work done! I'd be late for work every morning, my unit would be totally raw and my right arm would be HUGE compared to the left. It's sort of funny when you think about it... Thanks for the funny question.
    - The Man
  • Do guys like it when a girl shaves herself?
    - Kelly, Age 17

    No. We love it when women shave themselves. It's sexy as hell.
    - The Man
  • I really want to try giving my boyfriend a hand job. I never did it before and I wanna know how I go about doing it? What's the best way?
    - Anonymous, Age 15

    There's no right answer. Just like women, each man is different. The best thing you can do it give it a try and keep an open mind.
    - The Man
  • I am 35 years old and I haven't really ever had a great orgasm. It seems like I am almost there and then in a split second.....nothing. I do get soaking wet sometimes, but not anything like I think I should. Is there a health problem you think or should I not worry too much about it? A friend said that maybe I'm not relaxing enough. What do you think?
    - Rosemary, Age 35

    I think you should try a really good vibrator one day when you're alone. If that doesn't work then you might not have it in you. Just keep trying until you get it right.
    - The Man
  • Why do I always feel compelled to flirt with men who have girlfriends or even wives? I ask this because I find myself constantly flirting with my friend's boyfriend (he flirts too) even though I know I would never want him if he were available. 
    - Ally, Age 23

    Cats play with cat toys even though they have no intention of eating the rubber mouse. Sounds like you're just having a little fun. Just be careful. There's about 1,000,000 ways things could go drastically wrong if you go too far, or if someone else thinks you've gone too far.
    - The Man
  • I sometimes have trouble reaching orgasm with intercourse alone, (please note I said sometimes) so if necessary I help myself out with a hand. Some guys think this is great, but some are offended and think that they aren't good enough. Are there really that many guys that don't understand a female orgasm and what it takes to make it happen?
    - Missy, Age 28

    Yep. Just do what you need to do and don't worry about those other guys. They're probably just not very experienced or prude or both. If you're the type of woman that needs a little helping hand, then you also need a guy whose not going to flip out over it.
    - The Man
  • I'm 17 and my penis is still kinda skinny, my question is do you think it is safe to have surgery?
    - Craig, Age 17

    Surgery, huh. And just how are you going to get surgery? It's not like you can trade baseball cards to pay for it. Are you planning on asking your dad for a penis enlargement? Do me a favor. Throw a tape in the camcorder when you do that and send it to me so I can see his face. If you really want to know, you're going to have to ask a doctor.
    - The Man
  • I want to go out with a 22 year old mother. What do you think I should do?
    - Charles, age 19

    Bottom line is this: if you're ready to have a child in your life then it might be okay. If you're just interested in sex then I would find it elsewhere. It's not fair to the child. Also, women with children are probably not looking for short term flings. Be very careful when messing with moms.
    - The Man
  • Does anything bad happen to men when they have intercourse during a woman's menstrual cycle??
    - Anonymous,  Age 17

    Yes. They get grossed out.
    - The Man
  • I am 21 years old and a virgin, but don't get me wrong - I have gotten my feet wet a few times. Although I haven't yet gone all the way I am very curious about sex! I am very interested in renting and watching a porn. So, can you recommend a really good one?
    - Mary, Age 21

    I'm not a porn king and don't know the best titles. On the other hand, porn movies aren't known generally for their fine acting and engaging story lines. In other words, who cares? Just go get a few different movies and some popcorn. Have fun.
    - The Man
  • When a guy breaks up with me they always have one of their friends (or one of my friends) tell me that they don't want to go out anymore -- is that the easiest way for a guy to say goodbye?
    - Susan, Age 16

    That's on of the easiest ways for anyone to say goodbye. At least their not leaving you hanging. 
    - The Man
  • I really like this guy that I met at the club a couple weekends ago. He seems so perfect (very attractive, educated, good job, etc.). Anyway, he's already "friends" with two ladies, but says he is looking for something more stable. He doesn't really call often, but when I call him the conversation is great. The other day I went over to visit him. We had good conversation, kissing and cuddling. He even cooked for me. It was so great that I ended up spending the night. That was our 2nd time visiting each other. We didn't have sex, but I did let him kiss and touch my body some. He hasn't called since, but he really didn't call much before either. I called him and of course we had a great conversation that ended with "I'll call you in the morning". But he hasn't made an effort to call me for 2 days after I stayed over. I just can't tell that he's interested, unless I call him or we are together. Should I go ahead and dismiss this guy? Not call him anymore? or What?
    - Kathy, Age 21

    This guy sounds like a player to me. When I'm not interested in a girl but I think I might get sex, I act exactly this way. On the other hand, I also act this way when I get extremely busy just handling all the different things I have going on in my life. I'd be careful. If this guy has a lot going on in his life then maybe he's just busy. I'd proceed with caution.
    - The Man
  • My husband and I had a 3-some with his best friend it was my husbands idea but now he's weird around his friend. What's up with that? (When I say 3-some I mean 2 guys all for me. They didn't do anything to each other.)
    - Anonymous, Age 20

    Sex changes things. I'm not into the whole 2 guys, 1 girl scenario myself, but if you're into it, then have fun. You just need to be prepared to accept the consequences of your actions.  When you play with fire sometimes you get burned. Sex changes things between people. What makes you think it can't change things between 2 guys and a woman? If I were married and I saw my best friend banging my wife like a cheap gong I can't imagine I'd feel the same way about him afterwards. I mean, what if she seemed to enjoy him more then she enjoyed me? What if his dong were twice as large as mine? What if she screamed, "Do me like a wild pig in heat!!" to him but never said that to me before? All of these things might make him feel less comfortable around his buddy.
    - The Man

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