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--- Advice Column for Feb, 2003 ---

  • I know that this really isn't a big deal but I still don't know what to do: One night I hooked up with one of my good guy friends. It was sweet but to me it meant nothing. The next day he was acting like I was his girlfriend, like hugging me and kissing me and telling me all these sweet things. I'm not saying I didn't like it; it's just that I don't think of him that way. We even promised each other that hooking up would not affect the friendship. To me it hasn't but I'm worried that it has to him. So how can I tell him that I don't feel that way for him without destroying the friendship?
    - Mckenzie, Age 16 from California 

    Here's your first lesson on sex (or whatever it was you did with your buddy). 'Hooking up' changes things, whether you want it to or not. That's one major reason why we adults don't want you kids doing it. You're going to learn as you get older that there's a price to pay when 'hooking up'. Sex is often emotional for one person or both. It's very uncommon that you could both agree to leave your friendship as-is and have it actually remain unaffected. Got it? So in this case, you're the one who's nonchalant, but next time you'll see it might just be you who freaks out when if decides once was enough. There's nothing you can do about this situation. This experience has changed your friend emotionally and with it, the nature of your friendship. The good news is, next time you'll know better and you'll be able to weigh the consequences of your actions before, rather then after you take action. Good luck.
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  • Every time my boyfriend and I kiss (even just a peck), he gets really hard and I get poked. I know this happens occasionally with people, but it happens all the time with us! He never mentions it and neither do I! It is very weird. I mean, he has to know. Why won't he say anything? Is this normal?!
    - Daisy, Age 18 from England

    What do you expect the guy to say? Pardon my penis? Excuse my erection? Look out for my lizard? Disregard my dick? Coming through (pun intended)? What then? So the guy is horny (or 'randy' as you Brits like to say). Aren't most young men?
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  • I've been dating this guy for about four months now, and every time we have sex it only lasts two minutes that's on a good day... Am I doing something wrong or is there something wrong with him... Please help me!
    - Mary, Age 20 from New Hampshire

    Congratulations. You've just rediscovered why most women love foreplay, and why most men could give a shit (except for me, of course).
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  • Hey A-Man, I am in a new relationship. It's been three months, and I am wondering if there is a list of questions I can ask to get to know if this is the guy for me. I am 31 and don't want to waste years of my life when I can spend a few minutes on each date asking specific questions. Don't get me wrong, I won't do it rapid fire, I will be casual about it. I was just wondering. Love your site.
    - April, Age 31 from New York 

    Upon careful consideration of your very thoughtful inquiry, I suggest you develop a questionnaire for would-be suitors. You can even put it online and weed out guys who don't own a computer right away. You can have prospective dates fill it out on before you ever agree to go out with them. I suggest questions covering criminal history, side of bed preference and the pivotal Coke or Pepsi issue can also be resolved before it's time to pick a mate. LOL. 
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  • If an unknown person left a note on your car letting you know you were gorgeous, would you be flattered or feel watched?
    - Amanda, Age 17 from California

    Funny! This is probably the first time I've been torn between telling you you're paranoid and agreeing with you that you have a good point. Do this: see what happens next. It could be a one-time thing. It could be someone you know. It could also be a stalker, of course, but I think that it's too early to tell.
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  • My son is 14 and I found a used condom in his trashcan, is he too young to be having sex??
    - Julie, Age 39 from Ireland

    He might not be having sex. Some kids get them just to play with them and see what they feel like.... Kind of like sitting in the drivers seat of a car just to see what it's like even though you're to young to drive. On the other hand, to many 14 years olds ARE having sex and yes, it's to young. I suggest the good ol' frontal approach. Tell him what you found and have a serious discussion about the risks for pregnancy, disease and emotional heartache. Nothing like a direct question to get the ball moving (no pun intended).
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  • What are the "rules" for dating?
    - Jenny, Age 15 from California

    The Man's Dating Rules for 15 Year Old Girls Named Jenny:
    1. No sex. Any guy who genuinely likes you would never leave you over sex.
    2. Do NOT spend too much time strategizing about what to do/not do.
    3. No drugs or alcohol and for goodness sake, don't drive impaired.
    4. Just try to have a good time. 
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  • Hi Answer Man! I am 21 years old and am going into my last year of college. I have never had a boyfriend - not even in grade school. Is this totally abnormal? And is this a turn off for guys? I feel as though I will never meet anyone now because of lack of experience. I am a normal looking girl; I am not overweight or underweight. I have good personality too (at least that's what my friends say). What am can I do to meet someone?
    - Katie, Age 21 from Pennsylvania

    You're not alone, kiddo. Life doesn't really start until after you graduate college, even though it feels like it already has. There's nothing to worry about.
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  • What do you do, as far as activities with someone who is blind?
    - Shirley, Age 37 from Virginia

    Well, tennis is probably out so I guess that leaves you with steamy animal sex.... (j/k) Seriously, though, musical concerts are a good idea, wine tasting or dining are always pluses. Just think of activities that are designed around our other senses (sound, taste, touch...) See? For instance: Yoga is in the "touch" category, and fine to do with someone who's blind.
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  • How do I give my girlfriend pleasure with her pants on or her shirt on??
    - Chris, Age 26 from Canada

    There's only one way to do this, Grasshopper... Get her a Mercedes 500SL.
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  • I am attracted to a cabdriver that picks me from my work a couple of times a week. He deliberately lingers in the neighborhood shortly before I call the cab company to order it. We always hit it off and in my mind, have certain chemistry. Do you think he just thinks of me as a sure "fare" or do you think perhaps he "likes" me? If so, how do I approach the situation? He may think it's unprofessional to ask a client out on a date. I don't have the guts to ask him because perhaps I am mistaking this chemistry for just a really nice cab driver. I know it's funny. Whadda ya think?
    - Bijou, Age 26

    Are you kidding? He likes you. He's probably passing up other fares just to be in the neighborhood. Here's what I suggest. Find out when he's NOT working then causally mention some friends and you are going to be at such-and-such location that day. Tell him he should show up if he's not busy and make it sound casual. If he likes you, he'll figure out a way to show up. It doesn't matter if you actually have friends there or not (i.e. don't invite anyone, so if he shows up you'll be alone with him). Try that approach 2 times, just in case he can't make the first date. Good luck.
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  • Why do guys all of a sudden start calling you up, asking you out and then...Nada, nothing? I just don't get it. I'm good at attracting guys like this...
    - Page, Age 22 from Mexico

    The thrill is in the hunt for some guys. Imagine a dog chasing a car (you're the car). Once the car stops, the dog has nothing to do, gets board and finds another car to chase. I've done this many times myself, meaning I've pursued women (not cars) only to pull the hooks out of their mouths and toss them back in the lake once they were netted. It's just a fact of life. Women are much less attractive to me once they let me know they like me. I suggest you keep trying, but this time, make the guys go out with you several times before you let them even kiss you. Then you'll have a guy that knows you a little at least, before he feels like you're on the hook. Might help your odds.
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