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- Which are better...boxers or
briefs?
Anonymous
Depends. (joke - get it?). Actually, it depends on the
circumstances. Boxers are good if you have a woman coming over.
Easy access to important areas and more stylish then the
tighty-whity briefs. On the other hand, if you don't know her
well, then the boxer's lack of ability to hide your....
excitement, can lead to embarrassing situations if you know what
I mean. If you're on your own (no female company), then briefs
are best. You don't need to tuck the damn things into your jeans
(I hate that!), and they last longer. Boxers do have one
additional advantage, however. When they get used and you don't
have time for doing a wash, you can just turn them inside out
and keep on truckin' without worrying about skid marks. (Just
kidding).
- The Man
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- Why is it when you put in a
tampon you don't get aroused?
- Sara, Age 14
Okay. That was gross, but thought provoking. Maybe you'll get
rich with your new idea, Sara - "The world's first
vibrating tampon". Except you'd have to change it more
often, presumably. I get 10%.
- The Man
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- I met this guy in a bar and
lets say I was slightly intoxicated, but now he will not get the
hint that I am not interested. How can I nicely yet clearly get
the point across?
- Sophia, Age 23
Do what the rest of us do when we're afraid to tell someone the
'bad news'. Stop calling him. Don't be available when he calls.
Don't be in the same places he goes. If all else fails, tell him
you've decided you're not ready for a relationship.
- The Man
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- How come guys have trouble
(getting it up) after 1 to many beer's?
- Jennifer, Age 21
I don't know, but it sucks.
- The Man
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- Did you
know The Answer Man can now be listened to in MP3 format? It
takes about 10 minutes to download each episode on a standard
modem. 2 minutes or faster on DSL.
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- Why do men like to pleasure
women so much? I'm not just talking about sex. For instances
this hot girl came up to my man friend and asked if she could
have the magazine he was reading. He had just bought it and
didn't want to give it up to me but he readily gave it to her
and only got a thanks from her. No phone number or anything
else. I said to him, "why give it to her if you don't get
anything in return?" and he said, "because she was
hot." Well so what?!?
- Sarah, Age 19
"Because she was hot" is the number one cause of
random male stupidity among all males in the 13 to 65 age group.
Now, this guy is either really bright, or a total chump. If he
sees her around from time to time, then perhaps this act of
kindness will lead to things in the future (i.e. he's thinking
ahead). If he's never going to see her again then he's just a
chump. Get it?
- The Man
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- I have been living with this
guy for 7 months and I just found out he lies a lot (about
everything). Stupid and big lies. Why do people feel they have
to do that? Can someone like this really love someone?
- Leah, Age 34
Just because he's full of shit doesn't mean he doesn't love you.
These are two different things. If you think he's lying to you
about his feelings, then hit the road. Otherwise you need to
decide if the lying is enough to destroy what you have. It would
be for me, but I just can't stand lying. It damages trust, which
is fundamental to a successful friendship.
- The Man
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- I have tendonitis and it really
hurts me to toss my man off, I switch hands but it always ends
up with me being almost in tears, and I gave him his first blow
job [1st from me] the other day and I don't know how much he
enjoyed it. He says he did it but he didn't orgasm. Maybe I just
didn't go for long enough. And when I did it, the sucking made
sucking sounds and it sounded really funny. what should I do....
- Charlie, Age 19
Get used to it. Blow jobs beat a hand job like a four Aces
beats a pair or 3's. Sucking sounds go with the territory. Learn
to ignore them. Don't give any more hand jobs if it hurts you to
do that. He should understand.
- The Man
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- Just found your site by
accident, and well I got a question: I started dating a guy a
year and a half ago. He had a lot going on in his life and I
thought it was just going to be a fling, but we got along great.
So great that he asked me to marry him. After that things got
rocky and he cheated on me and moved out. He said he
needed time to get things straight in his head. I said we could
work past it. Do you think it is possible for him to return to
this relationship or will he probably stay away? Should I
contact him or is that a bad idea?
- Crystal, Age 30
I wouldn't contact him unless you're desperate. It's better to
deal from a position of strength. No one likes weakness. It's
not attractive. That's why calling him after he has wronged you
would probably be a mistake of some kind. I would move on. If he
comes crawling back, then you can deal with things. Otherwise,
you need to get over this guy as soon as possible.
- The Man
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- I've been married for 23 years.
The wife is in really good shape, especially after having three
kids. The problem is I'm not attracted to her anymore.
Everything drops two inches when she takes her clothes off and
she just doesn't turn me on anymore. My question is, now that
the kids are grown is it okay to divorce her and find someone
younger?
- Dave, Age 41
If you're ready to divorce your wife after 23 years because her
tits sag, then there's other things going on that maybe you're
not admitting. Why would you divorce your best friend unless she
wasn't your best friend? I suggest you evaluate your REAL
reasons for wanting to leave and decide then if it's worth it.
- The Man
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- Okay I recently got with this
guy who is younger than me. We were really good together. After
spending the day at his house and messing around a little, he
later wrote me and told me that we should just be friends, but
that he still did like me. Now at school he won't talk to me or
even acknowledge me. I asked him if I did anything to piss him
off or something but he won't e-mail me back. I gave him some
time but now things are just getting worse. All I want is my
friendship back so how do I fix things?
- Mary, Age 18
You can't. Sex changes things, and sometimes sex isn't really
even required - things still change. This is a truth most young
people have to experience a number of times before they begin to
understand. Sometimes people don't want to see you again after
you fool around. There is no explanation for it. I've done it
many times... It just happens. That's why they have things
called 'one night stands'. It's no one's fault. It's just human
nature.
- The Man
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- How do I deal with my boyfriend
of 2 yrs, ex-wife who is bitter and jealous and constantly
making remarks and comments??
- Tami, Age 29
Tell her she has small tits.
- The Man
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- Recently I have found that I am
not sexually attracted to or compatible with short men (i.e.
under 5"8) despite the fact that I am rather petite myself,
about 5"3. Is it that short men are not capable of
satisfactory sexual performance due to small genitals or do
their stunted bodies lack sex appeal? I have found that as men
reach their late 20s or early 30s they seem to become
increasingly unaware of this apparent lack of sex appeal. Just
wondering about your take on the subject. Thanks!!!
- Heather, Age 26
You're in the minority, sweetheart. First of all, men become
increasingly distinguished with age. (At least I have). Also,
I'm only 5'7", but I'm certainly not lacking in the
"manhood" area, if you know what I mean. Perhaps you
just have a natural tendency to attract men with small penises
and pot bellies? Try switching your perfume (or wearing some)
and perhaps a extra shower once in a while might help you with
your lack of sex appeal. Good luck finding a 'suitable' mate!
- The Man
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- I have this co-worker who I am
taking to prom. He has a girlfriend already but not me. How can
I win him over?????
- Amanda, Age 16
I understand your desire to get what you want, but do you
understand you're deliberately planning to sabotage his
relationship? That makes you a teenage home-wrecker. Shame! I
don't mind, personally, but lets call a spade a spade.
- The Man
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- What age do men start to lose
interest in sex?
- Lea, Age 32
We don't lose interest in sex. Some men just get bored with it
if it's with the same woman. That's why some people need to keep
things interesting, exploratory and new. If you serve the same
dish night after night, some guys eventually decide it's not
worth eating. If they stick with the woman anyway, then you have
a keeper, so to speak. It means you're going to get half
everything in the divorce, or he really likes you.
- The Man
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